In the beginning, there was Vader. Then there was Luke. Now there is Jabba the Hutt.
“LUKE, I SHALL GIVE YOU 140,000,000 IMPERIAL CREDITS IF YOU WILL JOIN ME IN RULING THE GALAXY!”
“Imperial credits? They’re worth NOTHING, dad! The empire controls the economy! Besides, there’s nothing to buy. I mean, I got my X-Wing and R2. They’re the only things that matter to me now that Leia’s my SISTER.”
“CREDITS WILL DO FINE.”
“No, they won’t! If you wanted to have twins, tell me earlier! And I thought I could marry her…”
CREDITS WILL DO VERY VERY VERY FINE.”
“No, they won’t! What? Do you think you’re some kind of Jedi? Waving your (arm) *hahaha* around like that? It won’t work! Wait, did you even listen to a single word I said?”
“hootamuguta vader. kereditos willu dio vreuy faione”
“Who the hell is that?”
“meeta jabba teh hutt”
“What the- Wait! What did I do to yo-“
“meeta kioll jeadi”
“YOU SHALL BE MY NEW APPRENTICE.”
“oone heundreod aond fuourtey miilioon imperiaol kereditos vader”
4 – 0. Poor Luke.
Nothing to do with any real life incidents or lecturers, mind you. Just for fun. 
“jabba teh hutt waonto teon paeges oof teh reepeort. trhee heundreod shaoll bee aeppeandiex”
“Hold on a second! What? Only ten pages? Are you mad? Like, cuckoo? More like, slimkeo, dude! Three hundred for the appendix? Hey FREAK, you need yours removed, man.”
“DO NOT INSULT MY APPRENTICE, SON. OR YOU SHALL DIE.”
“I died like, four times already, dad. I’m already immune to it. Leia, I miss you.”
“DO NOT COMMIT INCEST. OR YOU SHALL DIE.”
“What did I say? I said Chewbacca right? Er, yeah! Chewbacca.”
“yuou shaoll deie”
“Wait, who asked you, dud- Argh! No, I don’t want to be digested in this slimebal-“
“yeum yeum. chuak chuak”
“TOLD YOU SO.”
5 – 0.
I mean, who in the world would call himself a freak, right? Right???
The Wall 